SMS


friendship sms

Zindagi...mtlb kya..?
"1 innova car, 7 dost, aur 1 khula lamba pahadi Raasta"
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Zindagi...mtlb kya.?
"1 dost ka ghar, Halki si Baarish, aur dher saari baatein..:)
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Zindagi...mtlb kya..?
"school ke dost, Bunk Kiya hua
Lecture, 1 kachori, 2 samose aur bill par hone wala jhagda... :p
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Zindagi...mtlb kya...?
"Phone uthate hi pdhne wali dost ki mithi se gaali, aur Sorry kehne par 1 aur gaali" :p
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Zindagi...mtlb kya..?
"Kuch saalon baad, Aachanak purane dost ka 1 sms, Dhundli padi kuch bhigiyadein aur Ankho me aaye aansu. :'(
We make many friends,

Some become Dearest,

Some become Special,

Some We Fall in Love with,

Some go Abroad,

Some change their cities,

Some Leave us

We Leave some,

Some are in contact,

Some are not in contact

N Some don't contact

because of their ego,

We don't contact some

because of our ego,

Wherever they are,

However they are,

We still remember,
Love,
Miss,
N Care

about them because of the part they played,

med MEMORIES in US

Send this
to all your friends

no matter how often you talk or how close you are

Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them

& tell new friends you will never forget them

Cheers To friendship:) :)
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Boy:"Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai...
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Girl:"chhoro na..
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Boy:"Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai..
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Girl:"chhoro na..
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Boy:"Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai..
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Girl:"Ab chhoro bhi..
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Boy:"Arrrrey.. . kamini aur kitna choru..
Itne
der se
lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu tere kehne
pe...

Hahaha.. Boys Thoko Like 200 ki speed
se..


one of my ex weather friends, "Gumby" - lurks among the #weather community still, pretending nothing ever happened when he vanished off the earth for 2 years, he has people like Anthony Cornelius (channel 7 guru weather star) covering for him..... I am calling the sick fucks out - caused me TWO WEEKS OF VOMITING for trusting these deceptive faggots - beware what lurks among friendly faces -- http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/man-jailed-after-encounters-with-boy-12-who-sought-gay-Salman Khan-partners-online/story-e6freoof-1226045458532


Virat Kohli Send Friend Request To Gambhir.. :P


Your"SMILE"is like"7UP"zara hatke,
Ur"VOICE"is like "SPRITE" clear hai,
Ur"FRIENDSHIP"is like"COKE" open happyness,
Ur"SMS"is like "PEPSI" ye dil mange more.


ну нормальная такая solayoh получилась на финале) туркиш мотивы thnx))


Aaj ka happy Menu!
- Pyar ki Roti
- Chahat ki Sabji
- Sneh ka Raita
- Vishvas ka Salad
- Friendship ki Sweet Dish
YOUR BILL – 1 SMS
My tip – Yor Smile


Plzz read.......
Zindagi mtlb kya.. ?
"Ek dhundli si shaam, 4 dost. 4 Cup chai, 1 Table..":)
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Zindagi...mtlb kya..?
"1 innova car, 7 dost, aur 1 khula lamba pahadi Raasta"
.
Zindagi...mtlb kya.?
"1 dost ka ghar, Halki si Baarish, aur dher saari baatein..:)
.
Zindagi...mtlb kya..?
"school ke dost, Bunk Kiya hua
Lecture, 1 kachori, 2 samose aur bill par hone wala jhagda... :P
.
Zindagi...mtlb kya...?
"Phone uthate hi pdhne wali dost ki mithi se gaali, aur Sorry kehne par 1 aur gaali" :P
.
Zindagi...mtlb kya..?
"Kuch saalon baad, Aachanak purane dost ka 1 sms, Dhundli padi kuch bhigiyadein aur Ankho me aaye aansu. :'(
We make many friends,

Some become Dearest,

Some become Special,

Some We Fall in Love with,

Some go Abroad,

Some change their cities,

Some Leave us

We Leave some,

Some are in contact,

Some are not in contact

N Some don't contact

because of their ego,

We don't contact some

because of our ego,

Wherever they are,

However they are,

We still remember,
Love,
Miss,
N Care

about them because of the part they played,

made MEMORIES in US

Send this
to all your friends

no matter how often you talk or how close you are

Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them

& tell new friends you will never forget them

Cheers To friendship


Life ends when you stop dreaming.

Hope ends when you stop believing.

Love ends when you stop caring.

So, Dream, Hope and Love…

Makes Life Beautiful…

Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remember me…

When time comes for you to give your heart to someone, make sure you select someone who will never break your heart. Because broken hearts has never spare parts…

I’m going to write on all the bricks “I MISS YOU” and I wish that one of them falls on your head, so that you knows how it hurts when you miss someone special like you…

I’m feeling happy…

Do you know why? ‘Cuz I’m so lucky…

Do you know how? ‘Cuz God loves me…

Do you know how? ‘Cuz God gave me a gift…

Do you know what? It’s you… my Love…

If I were a tear in your eye, I would roll down on to your lips.

But if you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry as I would be afraid to lose you!

I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

I’m in a hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop receiving you SMS!

If you fall in river, there is a boat to save you.

If you fall in well, there is a rope to save you.

But if you fall in love, there is no hope…

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk by again?

You are like sun shine, so warm…

You are like sugar, so sweet…

You are like you… That’s the reason why I love you…

If you love someone, put their name in a circle instead of a heart. Because hearts can break, but circles go on forever…

L O V E

L = Lake of Sorrows

O = Ocean of Tears

V = Valley of Death

E = End of Life

You must be a good runner, because you are always running in my mind.

You must be a good thief, because you have stolen my heart.

And I’m always a bad shooter, because I MISS YOU always!

I have the “I”

I have the “L”

I have the “O”

I have the “V”

I have the “E”

But I don’t have one more thing… So please… Can I have “U”?

What I feel for you is really true. You got to know that I need you so…

When you are gone, I can’t go on. Can’t you see that you are the only one for me?

Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together. If you ever break that chain, you’ll break my heart forever!

I have liked many but loved very few. Yet no one has been as sweet as you. I’d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue just for the pleasure of a moment with you.

I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more. Your happy smile, your loving face, no one will ever take your place.

You’re only mine when I dream. When I wake up, I wan’na scream. You’re not mine I’m all alone, I can only text you on my cellphone, do dreams lie or are they true? I hope so because I want you, my baby…

Talk to me when I’m bored…

Kiss me when I’m sad…

Hug me when I cry…

Care for me when I die…

Love me when I’m still alive…

Love is also like a coconut which is good while it is fresh, but you have to spit it out when the juice is gone, what’s left tastes bitter.

Love is like a butterfly…

Hold it too tight, it will crush…

Hold it too loose, it will fly…

Love is an ideal thing…

Marriage a real thing…

A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished…

A man falls in love through his eyes…

A woman falls in love through her ears…

Sometimes my Eyes get jealous of my Heart! You know why? Because you always remain close to my Heart and far from my Eyes.

I love you so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more, your happy smile, your loving face, no one will ever take your place.

Love is just like a life…

It’s not always easy and does not always bring happiness, but when we do not stop loving, why should we stop loving?

Remember me like pressed flower in your note book. It may not be having any fragrance, but will remind you of my existence forever in your life…

My love that shall not die until the sun grows cold and the stars grow old.

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, it takes you by surprise at firts, but keeps you warm for a long time…

My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never.

Don’t give password of our love and friendship to anybody, because if you will say this password “I LOVE U”, it means they will hack you from me and you will go out from my hands…

I wanted to send you all of my love, but the postman said it was too big!!!

If the people we love are stolen away from us, the only one way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever…

In the morning, I don’t eat because I think of you.

At afternoon, I don’t eat because I think of you.

In the evening, I don’t eat because I think of you.

At night, I can’t sleep because I’m hungry…

I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and die on your lips…

It must have been a rainy day when you’re born, but it was really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel!

3 words made my heart faster…

3 words made my legs shake…

3 words made my head spin…

3 words! I LOVE YOU…

To the whole world you are somebody, but to somebody you are the whole world!

Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in you dreams!

If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden… Thinking of you…

They learned me that one hour equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Where ever you go or when, you will always be near me…

If a raindrop would mean…

I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, I bet you that it would rain all day!

All always be mine for now and forever. You’ll always be mine for you. You’ll always be mine please tell me it’s true. Please be mine forever… I will always love you!

You’ve won my love now I love you. This heart of mine I give to you. So, keep it save as I have done. For you have 2 and I have none…

I hope that you finally understand that I will love you until the end of my life, because your not just my love, you are also my best friend!

Last night, thinking of you, one tear rolled out, I asked why are you out? Tear said there is someone so beautiful in your eyes, now there is no place for me…

I love 2 things, a rose and you…

A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life…

You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I need the whole world to know that I will never forget you…

I’m scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love, it never seems to last…

I’m so sad when you’re gone. Come back soon… I miss you…

In my dreams and in our love for 1 another there are no impossibilities.

Love is like a quick sand…

The deeper you fall in it the harder it is to get out…

Love is like the truth…

Sometimes it prevails, sometimes it hurts.

Love is not something you feel. It’s something you do…

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but fall in love with you was completely out of my control…

My girlfriend told me, I should be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriends!!!

My heart is breaking since you went away…

My love belongs to you…

One good thing about internet dating, you are guaranteed to click whomever you meet…

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life…

That word is love…

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world…

True love is like ghosts which everybody talks about and few have seen…

True love never lives happily ever after…

True love has no ending…

We are, each of us angels with only one wing and we can only fly by embracing one another…

We must love one another or die…

When you’re gone, I stopped smile…

Wher ever you go, whatever you do, I carry a little part of you with me right here in the center of my heart…

Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time…

With love and patience, nothing is impossible…

You gotta learn to laugh, it’s the way to true love…

You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back…

You touched my heart and changed my life for becoming better…

You’re the icing on my cake. What’s that? Chocolate, of course…

You are the laughter in my life…

You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection…

Your love’s better than a home run with the bases loaded…

Your love is better than chocolate…

I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I’m loved…

LOVE…

The irresistible desire to be irresistibility desired…

The first duty of love: Is to listen…

How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?

Life is a flower of which love is the honey…

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet…

Love is a great beautifier…

In our life there is a single colour, as on an artist’s palette, which provides the meaning of life and art. It is the colour of love…

Put you hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute!

I feel something in my heart, it’s like a little flame, everytime I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you because I love you…


Being ur friend is my gift. Missing U is my bad luck. Disturbing U with SMS is my way of thinking u, but keeping our friendship is my aim.........


Sent me sms Cynthia Diop :(But she is not my friend)

My name is Cynthia.

It's nice and joyful to see your profile and I though is beautiful to make you a friend, looking for a good friendship, maie me my box because I am not often here.....for more introduction and I will send you my pic.


Dear CGR

I met a guy on CGR 3 months ago, we both on this page and he added me on facebook. Before I accepted his invite I inboxed him to ask who he was ect and he replied he spotted me from CGR and liked my smile, i lauged and said that I was flattered I then finally accepted his friend request and we then chatted for two weeks on fb. At 1st I thought ag its one of those guys that's trying to make convo and seek attention. But then one thing let to another and we clicked. We could talk about anything and to top it off we both capricorn . After the chats on fb we went pvt and he added me on whatsap. We couldn't stop talking and felt attracted to each other in such a short period of time. The next thing he starts calling me. I'm starting to really like this guy. We even skyped a few times. Butterflies ... We talked about meeting in August. He lives in jozi and I stay in cpt. I told him if he really wants to meet me, he should come down to me. But there is something not leka about this guy. He 'likes' to many coloured girl pages, at work he is on fb whole day and only replies to my whatsap msgs at the end of the day and it just makes me wonder. Is he really who he says he is? Do you think I should really meet this guy?


Formula 1
Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai.
Formula 2
Ladkiyon se jab bhi mile ek pyaari si smile jarur kare.
Formula 3
Hamesha unki help ke liye taiyaar rahe.
Formula 4
unka Birth day kabhi naa bhule aur unhe koi Beautiful gift jarur de, yaa ek Rose.
Formula 5
uus par kabhi bhi gussa na kare, Hamesha pyaar se hi pesh aaye.
Formula 6
Ladkiyan Shayari pasand karti hai, isliye aksar unhe unki khubsurti par koi Shayari sunate rahe, aisa karte rahne se wo aapke pyaar me pagal ho jayegi.
Formula 7
unse hamesha achche Dress me hi mile, yaad rakhe aap ko bhi attractive dkhna padega.
Formula 8
agar aap ek hi class me hai to unko Study me yaa Notes banane me Help karte rahe, aisa karne se aap unke aur bhi karib aate jaenge.
Formula 9
Aap jab bhi unse mile unhe Hi yaa Hello yaa Shake hand karna na bhule, isse apna pan badata jaega.
Formula 100
Ladkiyon ko Good personality wale Ladke bahut achche lagte hai, issliye koi achchi si Gym me exercise kar apni Body ko attractive banaye. isse Ladkiyan aapko dekhte hi impress ho jaengi.
Formula 11
Agar aapke pass cell phone hai aur us ladki ke paas bhi ( jise aap patana chahte hai), to aksar usko Funny SMS yaa Love SMS yaa Friendship SMS bhejte rahe. aisa karne se aap unki yaado me bane rahenge.
Formula 12
Friendship aur Valentines day ko unhe hamesha wish kare aur ek Pyara sa Gift jarur de. aisa karna najdiki badane ke liye bahut jaruri hai.
Formula 13
Ladkiyon se hamesha Romantic mood me hi baat kare, aise baat kare jisse unhe lage ki aap ko unse baat karke bahut hi maza aa raha hai.
Formula 14
Hamesha unko Respect de, isse aap unki nazaron me ek achche Ladke bane rahenge, jo Ladki patane ke liye bahut hi jaruri hai.
Formula 15
Ladkiyon se kabhi mat sharmaiye, Maximum Ladki sharmile Ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai, issliye hamesha frankly unse mile.
Formula16
Apni Personality perfect rakhne ke liye hamesha chust durust dikhe, na ki sust yaa kaamchor. Ladkiyan furtile Ladko ko hi pasand karti hai.
Formula 17
agar Ladki Filmo ki shaukin hai to usse aksar Film ke hi bare me baate kare, isse wo aapse apni feeling bantkar khush aur impress hongi.
Formula 18
aap apne din ki shuruwat unhe ek mast Good Morning SMS bhejkar karen.
Formula 19
Raat ko sone se pahle ek Pyara sa Good Night SMS bhejkar bhi aap unhe impress kar sakte hai.
Formula 20
Ladkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo jis me use baat karne me maza aaye, isse wo aapse bahut samay tak baat kar sakti hai. aur aapki Dosti Pyar me bhi badal sakti hai.
Formula 21
Ladkiyon ke samne hamesha apna Cina taan kar chale, aisa karne se Mardangi jhalkti hai aur Ladkiyan Mardon ko hi pasand karti hai.
Formula 22
Ladkiyan darpok ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai issliye aap darna chhod de aar Ladkiyon se ek nidar ki tarah react kare.
Formula 23
agar Ladki aapse kuch mange to use jarur pura karne ki koshish kare, isse Ladkiyan aapse itni impress hongi jiski aap imagine bhi nahi kar sakte.
Formula 24
Unke Birth day par sabse pehle aap wish kare, isse wo aapko kabhi nahi bhul payengi.
Formula 25
Hamesha unse kisi na kisi bahane milte rahe, isse aap unki nazaron aur yaado me aksar bane rahenge.
Formula 26
unhe Dinner ya Lunch ke liye offer kare, ager wo agree ho jaye to unke pasand ke hotel me unke pasand ki dish order kare. wo turant aap par fida ho jayegi.
Formula 27
Ladkiyon se pehle Dosti karo baad me unse apne Dil ki baat kahna, Pyar ke mamle me patience se kaam le.
Formula 28
jab wo aap se baat kare to unki baato ko unki aankon me aankhen dalkar dhyanpurvak sune.
Formula 29
Agar Ladki aapki neighbor ho to roz subah unko dekhte hi Good Morning jarur kahe.
Formula 30
Agar Ladki aapki Class met ho to unse shake hand jarur kare.
Formula 31
Agar aap unke sath antakhari khele to unko target karke Loveable song jarur gaye.
Formula 32
Agar wo aapse raste par Lift mange to aap use jarur de, aur aise react kare jaise aap bahut jaruri kaam se ja rahe the Lekin unke liye aapne jaruri kaam chhod kar unhe Lift di, isse wo aap se Impress hue bina nahi rah sakegi aur aap use aasani se pata lenge.
Formula 33
agar wo koi problem me ho to sabse pehle unki help ke liye aap pahuche, ye Ladki patane ke liye jaruri sabak hai.
Formula 34
Ladkiyan bahut emotional hoti hai isliye unki emotion ki hamesha sammaan kare.
Formula 35
agar Ladki koi bhari kaam kar rahi hai to aap unki madad jarur kare. kaam me hath batane se Pyar badata hai.
Formula 36
agar School/College me unki Gaadi ka Petrol khatam ho gaya ho to aap apni Gaadi ka Petrol nikalkar jarur de.
Formula 37
unse hamesha hansi mazak karte rahe, Lekin ek limit me hi.
Formula 38
agar Ladki kahi paidal ja rahi ho to aap unhe apni Bike me Pahucha dene ka offer jarur kare, aisa impression jamane ke liye badiya mauka hai.
Formula 39
aap kisi Ladki ko bahut pyar karte hai to apni feeling ko Pink color ke paper par likhkar unhe jarur de, yaani unhe Love Letter likhe.
Formula 40
Maximum Ladkiyan Funny Ladke pasand karti hai, isliye aapko bhi Funny banana padega.
Formula 41
Jab bhi aap Ladkiyon se mile to unhe ek Mazedar Jokes jarur sunaye, yaa kuch Funny Shayari hi. (click here for Funny SMS & Funny Shayari Collection)
Formula 42
agar wo Morning walk karne jati hai to aap bhi uske sath sath walk karne jaye, subah ke mast mahaul me aap unse Mazedar baate kar unhe impress kar sakte hai.
Formula 43
agar unke paas cell phone hai to kisi bhi bahane unse Contact karte rahiye, aur SMS bhi bhejte rahiye. (click here for World’s largest collection of SMS)
Formula 44
agar unka tabiyat thik naa ho to unse milne jarur jaye, aur unka haal chaal jarur puche.
Formula 45
apne Birth Day me unhe invite karna na bhule, aur aaye to ye kahna “aap hi ka intzar kar raha tha, ab aap aa gai ho ab mai Cake katunga.
Formula 46
unke diye hue Gift ki tarif jarur kare, tarif karna Deep me Ghee dalne ke saman hai.
Formula 47
agar unka Mail ID aap jante ho to unko Mail karte rahe aur ye ehsas dilaye ki aap dinbhar unki hi khayalo me khoye rahte hai.
Formula 48
agar aap ko apne Padosan ko patana ho to unke ghar aate jate rahe aur jarurat padne par unki madad karte rahe.
Formula 49
agar Padosan ka bhai bhi hai to, Pehle uske bhai se Dosti karo, uske bhai ki nazaro me aap ek samajhdar Ladke ki tarah raho, isse aapka unke ghar aana jana laga rahega.
Formula 50
Har insan apni tarif sunana chahta hai, isliye aap Ladki ke har Chijo ki tarif karte rahe.
Formula 51
Ladkiyon se hamesha Confidence ke sath hi baat kare.
Formula 52
agar aap kisi Ladki ko Patana chahte hai to usse baat karne ki koshish kare. aur apni feeling ko kisi din Letter me likhkar unhe de do. isse Ladki aapke Himmat ki Kayal ho jayegi.
Formula 53
agar unka koi Nick name ho to aap unko Nick name se hi pukare. isse aap unko apne se lagenge.
Formula 54
Jab bhi aap unse mile to unko uske pasand ki Chocolate jarur de. Ladkiyon ke shauk pure karne se unko Patane me aasani hoti hai.
Formula 55
agar Ladki ice-cream khane ki shaukin ho to unko jarur isske liye offer karte rahe..
Formula 56
Ladkiyan agar group me ho to aap unhe (Jinhe Patana hai) hi dekhte rahe, aisa karne se wo bhi aap ke taraf attract ho jaegi.
Formula 57
agar aap kisi Ladki ko Propose karna chahte ho to, aap unka ek hath pakadkar unhe Red Rose dekar Propose kare. wo aap ka Proposal jarur accept kar legi.
Formula 58
unki har ada ki tarif jarur kare, wo jarur khush hongi.
Formula 59
Propose karna Mard ka kaam hai iss liye aap ye mat soche ki Ladki aakar aapko Propse karengi, Pahle aapko hi Propose karna hoga.
Formula 60
agar wo kabhi aapke ghar ke samne se gujre to use apne ghar jarur bulayen, aur Chaay ya Coffee jarur pilaye. isse wo aapke mehman navaji ki kayal ho jayegi.
Formula 61
agar aap unka ghar jante hai to Holi ke din uske ghar unke sath Holi khelne jana na bhule aur unke sath khub hansi mazak kare.
Formula 62
agar aap Party me kisi Ladki ko Patana chahte ho to, aap sabse pehle unse jakar mile aur apna Introduction de, isse dhire-dhire baat chit ka silsila shuru hoga aur aap use Pata lenge.
Formula 63
aap ki Padosan agar School/College jane ke liye nikal rahi ho to aap unke sang hole aur unse baat karte hue aap bhi jaye. aisa Continue 3 Dino tak kare aur 4th Din mat jana, wo 5th Din aapse jarur puchegi kal kyu nahi aaye. aur iss tarah mulakat se aap use Pata hi lenge.
Formula 64
Ladki Patane ke liye Confidence bahur hi jaruri hai isliye aap Pahle apne aap pe bharosa rakhiye ki aap use Pata kar hi Dumm lenge, aur aap apne Confidence ke bal par hi use Pata lenge.
Formula 65
Ladkiyan Patane ke liye apne aap me kuch quality paida kare, jaise Singing, Dancing, Body Building, Acting. quality hone se Ladki Patana bahut asan ho jata hai.
Formula 66
agar aap me koi buri aadat ho to use chhod de, bure Ladke pasand nahi kiye jate hai, isliye apni buri aadato ko chod de.
Formula 67
Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Smoking na kare aur na hi Drinking. ye baat hamesha yaad rakhe Ladkiyan Good Manners wale Ladko ko hi Pasand karti hai.
Formula 68
Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Gandi baate naa kare isse aapka unke samne ek bad boy ki image ban jaygi. aap unke samne Talented person ki tarah hi Behavior kare.
Formula 69
agar aap jante hai ki wo kis Film Hero ki Fane hai to aap usi Hero ke jaisi Hare Style rakhe aur usi ki tarah dikhne ki khoshish kare. Ladki aapse impress hogi hi.
Formula 70
aap hamesha unse sach bolne ki koshish kare, isse aap unhe sachche Ladke lagenge. jo ki impress karne ke liye jaruri hai.
Formula 71
aap unke prati hamesha vafadar rahe, har Ladkiyan ek vafadar sathi ki talash me rehti hai.
Formula 72
agar aapke makaan ke kiraye daar ko Patana ho to uske kuch mahine ka Kiraya maaf karde. isse aapki unse najdikiyan badengi. aur wo aapka ehsan mand ho jaengi
Formula 73
Ladkiyan hazirjawab Ladkon ko Pasand karti hai issliye aap hazirjawab dene wale person baniye.
Formula 74
Kai Ladkiyan filmo ki baate karna bahut pasand karti hai, aise Ladkiyon se aap unke pasand ki filmo ke baare me baate karke unhe impress kar sakte hai.
Formula 75
intelligent Ladko se Ladkiyan impress hoti hai issliye aap apni Study improve karke Ladkiyon ko impress kar sakte hai.
Formula 76
Ladkiyan Patane ke liye aapka General Knowledge Strong hona chahiye, GK Ladkiyon ko Patane me bahut hi Helpful hota hai.
Formula 77
Ladkiyan saaf suthri image wale Ladko ko Like karti hai issliye aap jhagde-jhanjhaton se dur hi rahe.
Formula 78
aap jis Ladki ko Patana chahte hai use agar koi pareshaan kar raha ho to aap us Ladki ki madad kare, isse wo Ladki aapse turant Pat jayegi.
Formula 79
agar wo koi khaas type ke Book read karne ki shaukin ho to aap use wo Book Gift kare (for exa. Comics, Film Magazines etc.). wo aapse jarur impress hongi aur aap unhe easily Pata lenge.
Formula 80
hamesha koi badiya Body Spray (Perfume) lagaya kare. aapke Body ki khushbu Ladkiyon ko aapki aur attract karegi
Formula 81
agar wo aapki kuch help kare to usse thanks jarur kahe. impression jamane ke liye ye chhoti-chhoti formalities bahut kaam aati hai.
Formula 82
agar aapke paas Bike ho to use hamesha saaf suthri rakhe, Ladkiyan Saaf suthri Bike me hi ghumna Pasand karti hai. issliye apne Bike ko attractive banaaye.
Formula 83
Aap Mobile set aisa rakhe jo aapki Personality ko suet kare. achhe Mobile set rakh kar Ladkiyon ko apni taraf attract kiya ja sakta hai.
Formula 84
apne cell phone ke wallpaper me unka Photo set kar ke rakhe, aur use dikhaye wo aapse jarur impress hongi.
Formula 85
aap kisi din unse ye kah kar ki “aap mujhe aapna autograph denge to ye meri khushnasibi hogi”. aap unka autograph mangkar unko impress kar sakte hai.
Formula 86
apne cell phone me koi Romantic Ring tone hi rakhe, Romantic Ring tone sunkar Ladkiyan jarur impress hoti hai. Ladkiyon ko Patane ke liye unhe impress karna bahut hi jaruri hai.
Formula 87
unke ghar ke paas se jab bhi gujre unhe dekhne ki koshish jarur kare. unhe ye ehsas dilana jaruri hai ki aap unme interest rakhte hai.
Formula 88
agar aap unse kahi mile aur unke sath me unke Parents ho to unke Paanv (charan) chhue. Ladki turant aapse impress hogi (agar Ladki JaanPehchan wali ho ussi condition me hi).
Formula 89
agar wo age me aapse chhoti ho phir bhi aap unse “AAP” kahkar hi baat kare. unhe lagna chahiye ki aap unka bahut respect karte hai.
Formula 90
unke sath kabhi bhi bahas nahi kare hamesha unki baat ka sath de. tabhi unko Pata sakte hai.
Formula 91
har Ladki apne Khubsurti ki tarif sunana chahti hai issliye aap unki khubsurti ka hamesha tarif karte rahe. ye Ladki Patane ka Super hit Formula hai.
Formula 92
aap unhe hamesha ye kahe ki wo Duniya ki sabse Beautiful Ladki hai. wo aap se hamesha khush rahegi aur easily set ho jayegi.
Formula 93
mere ek Dost ki 56 Girl Friend hai. usne un sabhi ko Patane ke liye jo Formula use kiya hai wo hai- “Ladkiyon se hamesha unke baare me hi baate karo”. wo hamesha Ladkiyon se unke hi baare me baate karte rahta tha aur Ladkiyan Pat gai.
Formula 94
unse kabhi bhi gandi baate na kare unse achhi baate hi kare, tabhi kamyabi milegi.
Formula 95
aap unse ye kahe ki aap unke liye kuch bhi kar sakte hai, wo aap se impress hogi hi.
Formula 96
Maximum Ladkiyan Clean shave kiye hue Ladko ko Like karti hai issliye Salman Khany dikhne ke liye shave karte rahe.
Formula 97
Ladkiyon ko kabhi bhi ghur kar naa dekhe balki unhe hamesha Pyaar bhari nazaron se hi dekhe, Ladki aapki Diwani ho jayegi.
Formula 98
agar kabhi unke sath Film jane ka mauka mile to koi Romantic Film hi dekhne jaye, unke sath Romantic Film dekhi matlab Ladki Patti.
Formula 99
Ladkiyan apne Julfon (hair) ki tarif sunana Pasand karti hai, issliye unhe Patane ke liye unke Julfon par Shayari sunaye yaa tarif kare. (click here for Tarif Shayari)
Formula 100
aap unki sabhi baaton par agree kare unke kisi bhi baaton ko naa kaate, aap dono ke think milne ka ehsas dilakar bhi aap unhe aasani se Pata sakte hai.
Formula 101
aap unke sath hamesha unke baare me hi baate kare, aur unko special hone ka ehsas jarur dilaye, isse wo aapki Diwani ho jayegi
……..:::: :::::: best of luck :::::::::… ……


Zindagi...mtlb kya..?"1 innova car, 7 dost, aur 1 khula lamba pahadi Raasta".Zindagi...mtlb kya.?"1 dost ka ghar, Halki si Baarish, aur dher saari baatein..:).Zindagi...mtlb kya..?"school ke dost, Bunk Kiya huaLecture, 1 kachori, 2 samose aur bill par hone wala jhagda... :p.Zindagi...mtlb kya...?"Phone uthate hi pdhne wali dost ki mithi se gaali, aur Sorry kehne par 1 aur gaali" :p.Zindagi...mtlb kya..?"Kuch saalon baad, Aachanak purane dost ka 1 sms, Dhundli padi kuch bhigiyadein aur Ankho me aaye aansu(We make many friends,Some become Dearest,Some become Special,Some We Fall in Love with,Some go Abroad,Some change their cities,Some Leave us We Leave some,Some are in contact,Some are not in contactN Some don't contactbecause of their ego,We don't contact some because of our ego, Wherever they are,However they are,We still remember,Love,Miss, N Care about them because of the part they played, med MEMORIES in USSend this to all your friendsno matter how often you talk or how close you are Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them & tell new friends you will never forget themCheers To friendship


If ur sms is not coming,
I think u r sending but its undelivered,
if U r not calling i think u r trying
but d network is bz,
bcz beleiving is most important in friendship.
- Jannat4me.COM


Koi ladki jaag rhi hai kya :-O ?


Aaj ka happy Menu!
- Pyar ki Roti
- Chahat ki Sabji
- Sneh ka Raita
- Vishvas ka Salad
- Friendship ki Sweet Dish

YOUR BILL – 1 SMS
My tip – Yor Smile!
By - www.NewSMS.net


Zindagi mtlb kya..
"Ek dhundli si shaam, 4 dost. 4 Cup chai, 1 Table.."
.
.
Zindagi...mtlb kya..
"1 innova car, 7 dost, aur 1 khula lamba pahadi Raasta"
.
Zindagi...mtlb kya.
"1 dost ka ghar, Halki si Baarish, aur dher saari baatein..
.
Zindagi...mtlb kya..
"school ke dost, Bunk Kiya hua
Lecture, 1 kachori, 2 samose aur bill par hone wala jhagda...
.
Zindagi...mtlb kya...
"Phone uthate hi pdhne wali dost ki mithi se gaali, aur Sorry kehne par 1 aur gaali" ��
.
Zindagi...mtlb kya..
"Kuch saalon baad, Aachanak purane dost ka 1 sms, Dhundli padi kuch bhigiyadein aur Ankho me aaye aansu.
We make many friends,��

Some become Dearest,

Some become Special,

Some We Fall in Love with,

Some go Abroad,

Some change their cities,

Some Leave us

We Leave some,

Some are in contact,

Some are not in contact

N Some don't contact

because of their ego,

We don't contact some

because of our ego

Wherever they are,

However they are,

We still remember,
Love,
Miss,
N Care

about them because of the part they played,

med MEMORIES in US

Send this
to all your friends

no matter how often you talk or how close you are

Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them

& tell new friends you will never forget them

Cheers To friendship


Apna number do yar mai call krti hu


Friendship requires little effort....
Even when friends are busy with their own Lives, a simple SMS reminds each other that u r not forgotten.. Good night dear.


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Example
Riloma Risham Kandy
Sent 750583674

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Email SMS Message to Your Friends...

Kisis Bhoot

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisis bhoot se kam ho?


Add my sister plz
Varsha Rawat


nite chit chat.....
aajo sabhi.....
aaj bahut pee li yarro. kuch pata
hi nahi chal raha .......aajo chit
chat ....
welcome everyone
<3 udit <3


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sonam Posted In Love Shayri SMS
Added 8 hours ago

Ek meri hi nzr ho unpe hmesha...
Or koi nazar unka didar na kre...

ho meri mohbbt ki siddt itni gehri...
ke wo bhool se bhi Kisi or se pyar na kre...


Koi sa bhi 1 alphabet choose karo, to pata chale ga k sub se pehle ap ko apne life partner say kia mile ga

A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z

A - Roses
B - Tension
C - Understanding
D - Heart
E - Romance
F - Fight
G - Care
H - Money
I - Respect
J - Nothing
K - Freedom
L - Kids
M - Suche Mhbt
N - Satsfaction
O - Posesivens
P - Friendship
Q - Gifts
R - Chocolates
S - Lots of Love (Gud Luck)
T - Pain
U - Happiness
V - Rudeness
W - Kisses
X - Tears
Y - Attitude
Z - Forever Love ..........sms on love


love is like miss call.. it stops when you try to catch. but friendship is like sms because it comes and stays inside ur inbox until you delete it. so, its up to you to keep and value ur friend!


kalke khub koshto pelam ekta friend er koikta sms e....ekdeen jogajog na korle...bf na hoi chet te pare but y a gud friend....manush bz thaktei pare but tai bole keu frndshp niye kotha shunabe dat was not xpcted...ami bhalo frnd na nd pabo na...amake ei boddua deya hoyeche...thik ache na pele nai...ami thaki amar moto apni thaken apnar moto...jei frnd amake ei kotha bolte pare shey kmn frnd chilo ami tai bhaabi....mr. S.S!!!!!


True friendship isnt about being inseperable, it is being separated & nothin changes. [Via SMART SMS]


Kon kon online hai....????? <3 <3 <3

A jao chat kreeee .... Like then comment ????


Zindagi mtlb kya.. ?

"Ek dhundli si shaam, 4 dost. 4 Cup chai, 1 Table.."

.

.

Zindagi…mtlb kya..?

"1 innova car, 7 dost, aur 1 khula lamba pahadi Raasta"

.

Zindagi…mtlb kya.?

"1 dost ka ghar, Halki si Baarish, aur dher saari baatein..

.

Zindagi…mtlb kya..?

"school ke dost, Bunk Kiya hua

Lecture, 1 kachori, 2 samose aur bill par hone wala jhagda…

.

Zindagi…mtlb kya…?

"Phone uthate hi pdhne wali dost ki mithi se gaali, aur Sorry kehne par 1 aur gaali"

.

Zindagi…mtlb kya..?

"Kuch saalon baad, Aachanak purane dost ka 1 sms, Dhundli padi kuch bhigiyadein aur Ankho me aaye aansu.

We make many friends,

Some become Dearest,

Some become Special,

Some We Fall in Love with,

Some go Abroad,

Some change their cities,

Some Leave us

We Leave some,

Some are in contact,

Some are not in contact

N Some don't contact

because of their ego,

We don't contact some

because of our ego,

Wherever they are,

However they are,

We still remember,

Love,

Miss,

N Care

about them because of the part they played,

med MEMORIES in US

Send this

to all your friends

no matter how often you talk or how close you are

Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them

& tell new friends you will never forget them.

Cheers To friendship.. :)


you may not c the importance of me cz am a student:-) n mayb i dnt deserve to b ua pal....Bt hehe one day one tym ull need me or any other persn mwenye ulidharau cz of sth stupid....value friendship n neva take it 4 granted;-)...i value u pals cz i cant live without pals...always appreciated by me....:-)


Zindagi mtlb kya.. ?
“Ek dhundli si shaam, 4 dost. 4 Cup chai, 1 Table..”
.
.
Zindagi…mtlb kya..?
“1 innova car, 7 dost, aur 1 khula lamba pahadi Raasta”
.
Zindagi…mtlb kya.?
“1 dost ka ghar, Halki si Baarish, aur dher saari baatein..
.
Zindagi…mtlb kya..?
“school ke dost, Bunk Kiya hua
Lecture, 1 kachori, 2 samose aur bill par hone wala jhagda…
.
Zindagi…mtlb kya…?
“Phone uthate hi pdhne wali dost ki mithi se gaali, aur Sorry kehne par 1
aur gaali”
.
Zindagi…mtlb kya..?
“Kuch saalon baad, Aachanak purane dost ka 1 sms, Dhundli padi kuch
bhigi yadein aur Ankho me aaye aansu.
.
.
We make many friends,
Some become Dearest,
Some become Special,
Some We Fall in Love with,
Some go Abroad,
Some change their cities,
Some Leave us
We Leave some,
Some are in contact,
Some are not in contact
N Some don’t contact
because of their ego,
We don’t contact some
because of our ego,
Wherever they are,
However they are,
We still remember,
Some part they played, in our life
Send this to all ur friends
no matter how often you talk or how close you are
Let old friends know you haven’t forgotten them
& tell new friends you will never forget them
Cheers To friendship….
Love,
Miss,
N Care
about them because of Zindagi mtlb kya.. ?


Love is like a cell,if you don't recieve it will be missed.but friendship is like a sms until you open it waits.


As I sat there in English class, I stared
at the girl next to me. She was my so
called ‘best friend’. I stared at her
long, silky hair, and wished she was
mine. But she didn’t notice me like
that, and I knew it.

After class, she walked up to me and
asked me for the notes she had
missed the day before. I handed
them to her.She said ‘thanks’ and
gave me a kiss on the cheek.

I want to tell her, I want her to know
that I don’t want to be just friends, I
love her but I’m just too shy,

what is the best method i can use


Everyday, Everywhere, Every time, I may not be with you

Category: Friendship Sms, Good Morning Sms, Good Night Sms, Miss You Sms, Wise Words Sms.

Everyday,

Everywhere,

Every time,

I may not be with you..

But

My thinking,

My care,

My shadow,

My prayers.. & My lovely wishes.

are always with U.


love sms

Solidstar has always had a crush on Tonto Dikeh but he didn't know about her also loving his songs, her favourite: Omotena.
They hit it off as friends. They hangout at each others crib and when Tonto broke things with her ex, things got speed up and he asked her out.
They've been dating for almost 2 months now. Solidstar loves her somuch that he even goes to visit herwhen she is at a movie location shooting.
They are so fond of each other and are deeply in love. Beautiful!



Goodnews all MTN users!!! You
can now send free sms to all
networks in nigeria using
below Trick. After typing ur message,
whenever you want to put
receipient's phone number,
just start the number with
plus, e.g +0801234567. It is tested and confirmed with
0.0kobo! Even if you have
credit, MTN will not deduct
your Credit! Note:- You can Send Free SMS
to any Network using this
Trick.

Like us today@ 80millionpounds worth of apkors joke


I ain't really wit that talkin but I love that action.


Tune ok... Choreography ok. Styling ok... My second SMS is ready.


In america

**after Salman Khan**
Dem:"bby that waz a mind
blowing love making,it was super
natural,i enjoyed everythng about
it,beib i knew you were the
sweetest in the whole world."
chali:what do i say,sweetheart,i
felt it deep insyd my heart,it waz
just amazing,huny i love you. .

Kenya:

dem:"gaii aah wee, uliweka wapi
panty yangu???"
chali:aah ,ati panty? Ilikua Ya
colour gani? Kwani ulikua na
surwali wewe?? Itafute
unahuko,na ufastishe twende!!"


Thanks u all for those massages birthday wishes FB,BBM,WHATSAPP,CALLS,SMS's even those hu are still sending em lol a very big thanks to ma mom who called n sent me sms yesterday above all thank God for giving me an opportunity of being ALIVE.....#thank u all n God#LOVE U


1st dost-Tu kya karega agar main mar gaya to?
2nd dost(Mazaq Se) Main to bahut khush ho jaunga
Next Day 2nd dost ko pata chala k uska dost mar gaya hai or 1 letter rakh gaya hai
Uspe likha tha
Yaar
Jaan bhi koi cheez thi teri khushi ke liye ?
Respect ur friends
if u love ur frnd then this sms to ur every special frnds
good morning.


cheatng z lyk signing an agreement wth de devil
GUYS Y DO WE OWEZ CHEAT
ON OUR WOMEN.
lets learn 2 love nd trust our women with o our hat our soul nd our mind"
DIS SMS Z DEDICATED 2 O DE ZAMBIAN LADIES.
HAPY PIPO HAPY GIRLS


bout to drop kids off , and be on my way to the lake!!! so ready for some fun in the sun.....


Effectivement je suis tombé sous le Charme! !!!!!! ;P hihi ;)


She's a coward Y engang4neli engtshele kunokut angbalele sms et she does't love me anymore bt anyway d lyf iz going on, i'l b ok nd strong.


Boy:"Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai...
.
.
Girl:"chhoro na..
.
Boy:"Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai..
.
Girl:"chhoro na..
.
Boy:"Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai..
.
Girl:"Ab chhoro bhi..
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy:"Arrrrey.. . kamini aur kitna choru..
Itne
der se
lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu tere kehne
pe...

Hahaha.. Boys Thoko Like 200 ki speed
se..


Its realy annyng whn sm1 is telng u that u pretend to love him by sendng hm sms, nxo.


Ladki apne Boyfriend ko naraz karne ke baad SMS pe manati hai....
1st Hour: Sorry
2nd Hour: Sorry plzz..
3rd Hour: Plzz 1 baar baat karlo.
4th Hour: Plzz reply jaan...
5th Hour: Plzzz itna naraz mat ho..
6th Hour: I'm sorry, I'll die agar tumne baat nahi ki..
7th Hour: Dafa ho, 100 ladke ghumte hai tere jaise..
Sar pe hi chadha jaa rha hai, bhaad me jaa....
.
.
Boy: Sorry Dear, balance nahi tha
Girl: Ohh...
Its okkk love u jaan...........:-):-O...


Which sms would you like to receive tonight??::

1) Congratulations,you have
won $200 000
2) Hey babe, just wanted to say
I love you
3) Come fetch your money,
sorry about the delay.
Or u want me to bring it?
4) Come over now,I want you!!!!
5) Please call me
6) Let's go for dinner,bill is on me
7) Did you here that monday is
now a public holiday
8). I am pregnant n its urz.
9) Maths has been cancel?


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Hi friends! do u love Jesus? Den sms d word CHRIST to 49040 & bless Chris in me crew wit R15. An organization dt changes pple's lives.

You can also find us on Facebook "CHRIST IN ME CREW" or log on to our website for more details and info www.christinmecrew.com

Remain blessed...


#10 fb ki ek chhoti si love story .... Ek ladka ladki
facebook pe mile kahi kisi page pe.. Pehle like, fir
comment fir page k post pe baat.. Kabhi hasi kabhi
mazak kabhi khatti meethi fariyaad, fir as a friend
add.. aur confirm friend wo notification accept ka wo
anjaani si khushi fir msg me baat... jaan pehchaan aur subah shaam yaad.. Wo subah good morning kehna
aur raato ko jag jag k good night kehna.. wo din me
10 baar uske msg ka wait karna aur msg padh k
akele akele hasna . . . kahani fir kuch aage badhi.....
dono me fir pyaar badha pyaar me izhaar hua izhar
ka iqraar hua bt ldke ko malum tha ki vo kbhi use paa nhi skta or uska dil bhi nhi tod skta tha.... so,
usne ek girl ki fake id banai or usse jhut jhut pyar ka
natak krna shuru kar diya.... jb uski gf ne ek din boy
ke status par dono ko flirt krte hue dekha to boy ko
block kar diya ladka khush bhi tha bt dukhi bhi qki
vo usse bhot pyar krta tha.... wo ladki aaj khush hai par us ladke ko dhundhti bhi hai yaad kar k or ladka
bhi uski khusi me khud ko khus dekhta hai... kuch
kahaniya aisi bhi hoti hai... , adhuri si ..... Agreee.......


A day well spend and not just a day My Special day and this was made possible by all of you who wished me and My Twin Sister well through sms, Phone calls, whatsup messages, facebook..... Thank You very Much.... Love y'all


HMMM... Itz all about woman. Wen she is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind. Wen she is not arguing, she is thinkin deeply. Wen she stares at u, she is wondering Y she loves u so much inspite of being taken 4 granted. Wen she calls u evryday, she wants 2 know how u are doing. Wen she sms u evryday, she wants u 2 reply atleast once. Wen she says I love u, she means it. Wen she says I miss u, no one in dis world can miss u more than her. When she says I will stand by u, she will stand by u like a rock. Ladies are always special. She is always a priceless treasure. Never hurt her or take her wrong or for granted. ....what u r taking 4 granted thousands r out there praying & struggling 2 have it


Mxm wena @Matshidiso Nyambe to gela maaka,
You tell people gore ke go sendetse massage ke go phosha wapeka ne wena e le gore Mosadi wame ke mo thobogile eng?


To all my beloved friends, who as celebrated me via the use of my picture(s) on their dp, that inbox me, sms me, ping me , write me on my facebook timeline, call me on my mobile just to make today a remarkable and a fulfilled one for me. You guys are bomb. I pray, u all shall be celebrated ijn. Much love! I remain Longman.


Its so hard to control myseft , single second i miss you. I take my phone say to myseft just sms , call u but i am scare , afraid u busy or because of some reason . When ever i am think about this situation i want to get off from this life,its hurt me but i love you i cant lets go from you . I ll be here to see you to hear you to be side u when u need , i can do only this thing for you . somtime i cry same like kids while i miss you coz i cant do anything . Just for short time but i feel i love you too much:-) even i know we are will finish this relation soon. She is everything for you , i know this as well, but its fine i ll be with u untill u dont need me, untill u throw me , untill u say stop talk to me . ....
But its really not ok i ll be weak i ll cry too much
I want to say " I love you " once more time " I love you "


Thanks to u all my fbk friends,tanks to as many dat find time to text,sms,calls etc,may God bless you all richly nd enlarge all your coast IJN. Amen. I love you all.


I am mercy. My sister's husband
is so handsome and I have been
admiring him since i first saw him
last year. When they invited me
to stay with them i started
seducing him, sometimes i could intentionally drop my towel after
bath so that hewould see my
thighs. As time went by he
started admiring me. An
opportunity came when my
sister went for a wedding and left us alone. I had Salman Khan with her
husbandfor three consecutive
days and I enjoyed so much. One
month later i missed my periods,
I am now 4 moths pregnant but
living with my parents. My sister'shusband told me that i
am sweet and more beautiful
than my sister and he wants to
marry me and divorce my sister.
He told me to go to their home
and assist him chase my sister away to create space for me.
Can I go ahead and chase her
away or I just abort?

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UR ENEMIES ARE IN TROUBLES
TYPE AMEN TO CLAIM THIS PRAYERS

Those who pretend to love you and
Those who wish your gift, talent ,Ministry to die so that they can be promoted, lifted
I REBUKE THE SPIRIT OF PRETENDANCE, JEALOUS,IN JESUS NAME

Those who Smile to you when you meet but in ur absence
They Curse, Insult you
I REBUKE THE SPIRIT OF HEATREAD, CURSES IN JESUS NAME

Those who wish your Ministry to be down and to be deleted
THE HOLE THEY ARE DIGGING FOR YOU, THEY SHALL FOLL IN.

Those who pretend to be ur Brothers/Sisters, Friends
IN THE NAME OF JESUS, GOD WILL LIFT YOU UP IN THEIR PRESENCE IN JESUS NAME.

Those who talk negatively about you, ur family
THEIR MOUTH /MIND SHALL BE STOPPED BY THE POWER OF THE HOLY SPIRIT IN JESUS NAME.

Those who wish you to die so that they can be promoted, lifted
IN THE NAME OF JESUS, THEY SHALL DIE BEFORE YOU .


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Hamara Rishta Hai Hum Nibhayenge
Pal Pal Aapko Satayenge Hasayenge
Aapko Toh Fursat Hi Nahi Yaad Karne Ki
Par Hum SMS Karke Yaad Dilayenge!. (GOOD NIGHT DEAR FRIENDS) from:- bad boy ...zico.......... & ( i love u my all friends )


ajao boys and girls raat ki chudai ke liye boys kitni baar muth marte ho din me girls yeh btao kitni bar chut me ungli karti ho :))

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It give you the chance to love. To work to play and to look up at the stars.


To all those who wished me a HBD via sms , pings , Fb etc. A very big thnks to u all and I also wish u better days ahead, nd for dos dat didn't wish me HBD I still love u:Dtanks much love u all :*.


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Bye2x !
Going 2 bislig :-) [Via SMART SMS]



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hai apa kabar sahabat boneka,maaf yah belum sempet masuk"kin foto, karna harus mengirim boneka, terus menerus setiap hari nyaa
O'ia
bisa pesen juga loh ?
apa yang kamu ingin kan bisa kami penuhi :D
cuma di Boneka indra kualitas oke"
Who wanna join me for lunch???



Zindagi...mtlb kya..?
"1 innova car, 7 dost, aur 1 khula lamba pahadi Raasta"
.
Zindagi...mtlb kya.?
"1 dost ka ghar, Halki si Baarish, aur dher saari baatein..:)
.
Zindagi...mtlb kya..?
"school ke dost, Bunk Kiya hua
Lecture, 1 kachori, 2 samose aur bill par hone wala jhagda... :p
.
Zindagi...mtlb kya...?
"Phone uthate hi pdhne wali dost ki mithi se gaali, aur Sorry kehne par 1 aur gaali" :p
.
Zindagi...mtlb kya..?
"Kuch saalon baad, Aachanak purane dost ka 1 sms, Dhundli padi kuch bhigiyadein aur Ankho me aaye aansu. :'(
We make many friends,

Some become Dearest,

Some become Special,

Some We Fall in Love with,

Some go Abroad,

Some change their cities,

Some Leave us

We Leave some,

Some are in contact,

Some are not in contact

N Some don't contact

because of their ego,

We don't contact some

because of our ego,

Wherever they are,

However they are,

We still remember,
Love,
Miss,
N Care

about them because of the part they played,

med MEMORIES in US

Send this
to all your friends

no matter how often you talk or how close you are

Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them

& tell new friends you will never forget them

Cheers To friendship:) :)
,


He dnt tak mi cals,he dnt rspnd mi sms. Mxm Lilly ithoballe. Mi frnds gud nyte ke a lo rata neh.


It is tested and confirmed with 0.0kobo! Even if you have credit, MTN will not deduct your Credit!

Note:- You can Send Free SMS to any Network using this Trick...seedorf cares


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Hw to send free sms 2 any network ,328BB020


My inbox vibrates, n behold, it reads.. "Congratulations, You have won Ksh 500 airtime in Tetemesha Na Safaricom Promotion. To check balance, SMS Bal to 144.Over Ksh 500 Million in prizes to be won!" But being a human being I am, still wishing they could add three zeros then inbox my Mpesa line!


Empezams odiandonos y ahra mirans!!! Sms las mejores amgas!!! Apesar d la distancia siemp sta la una para la otra!!! N me equivoke en elegrte cm mi mejor amiga!!! Tkm<3 data-blogger-escaped-br="">


Avahahbahlavaalahvaa.!!!

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533 km w 15h. Uwielbiam dostawać takie sms-y! [M]


Hey folks,
If you're using WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger, iMessage, or any other messaging service, Google's new "Hangouts" may just be the best yet. I've been using it as a standalone app for the past few days since its release, and it's pretty awesome. Here's why it may just be the new standard:
1. Multi-platform: Android, iOS, and computer desktop via web Chrome extension. (iMessage is only iOS and Mac)
2. Doesn't rely on another service. Ex: Facebook's Messenger requires you to have Facebook. With Hangouts, you don't need Facebook. Just a Google account.
3. Allows GROUP Video chat across devices and platforms, Mac OS X, and Windows, or any desktop web browser. (WhatsApp doesn't).
4. Keeps history "forever" of your conversations, until you delete them. It's not device dependent (like WhatsApp).
5. You can video chat on 3G or 4G--not limited to just WiFi!

Downside: no SMS integration.....YET. But it's coming.

That awkward moment when another comic approaches you to say: my 1000 dixlesic fans typed your code 1230 by mistake thinking they were voting me... and say can we share in the glory in case you win? Lol. Goodnytini. #CCA2013#To Vote for the Jazzy One asseblief SMS 1230 to 38374. 1.50... one number limited to 20 votes. Touch... tu.


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Goodnews to all MTN users!!! You can now send free sms to all networks in Nigeria using below Trick.
After typing your message, whenever you want to put receipient’s phone number, just start the number with plus, e.g +08031549645.

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Note:- You can Send Free SMS to any Network using this Trick.

Enjoy While It Last.


Why in the world can't SMS text message be a full string of 255 characters instead of a wimpy 160?


Good night everybody! Sleep well with sweet dreams
Do not forget: We can sleep late tomorrow. Except when the sun is shining;)
See you tomorrow ...


ok.gracias a las personas ke c perkataron del sms.....x hoy les mando una miradita.....mas


SMS the keyword 'BOLOI' and stand a chance to win a ticket to Bobonong


Does anybody wants a nice kitten in Islamabad or Pindi? Please sms me on this number 0345-400-0611, they are free and they are very affectionate and active, and well accustomed to being handled by ourselves and my children so would make good house-pets.

Hindi Funny Sms


MUST READ :D :p

Laloo sent his Bio Data 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft USA.
Few days l8r he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements.

Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates

Laloo prasad jumped wid joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged press conference-

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayi hai."

He continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment Letter padhkar sunaungaa ? par letter angrezi mein hai isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga."

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad -Pyare Lalooprasad bhaiya

You do not meet -aap to milte hi nahin ho

our requirement -humko to zarurat hai

Please do not send any further correspondence -ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zarurat nahin

No phone call -phoonwa ka bhi zarurat nahin hai

shall be entertained -bahut khaatir ki jayegi

Thanks -aapka bahut dhanyavad

Bill Gates -Tohar Bilva :/ :p :D


#7241
#girl
#18 yrs
dis hppened wen i was in class 11, i was forced to take home tutions of physics, chem & bio by my parents. .tutor was a doctrate n unmarried. .he ws such a cheap asshole. .wo meko hmesha touch krne k mauke dhund ta rehta tha n jb bio padhata tha to har topic me reproduction ki baate krta tha. .m mujse awkward questns puchta tha like m virgin or not, etc etc. .m kehti the sir aap padhane pr dhyan do but . .one day he said cn i touch ur boobs n i said "shame on yu sir" den he forcefully touched :'( n i cried. .dat day at night i said to my mother "i dont want 2 take tutns frm him nymore" but no one in my family could undrstnd wat i ws trying to tell dem indirectly coz of my shy nature n family repo. .
see dis iz d condition of delhi whr girls r not safe. .neither in their own house
#depressed!


#7240
admin if you believe in forgiveness and apologies and i confession then please post this im begging you
dude pls post this its for the third time...
male 18
people who know my name please don't post this.....
Malika Vaidya I'm sorry that i abused you but it seemed right at that particular moment, i don't expect any forgiveness this is just for you to feel better because its never right to abuse a girl... im sorry.... and one more thing if you are reading this then i confess that i did like you from 9th standard but couldn't say it 2 you....
for me your still my friend.... :) :) :)


kaun kaun jag rha h, hit like nd let
start sm hot chat admin zara khan


Misjtake is a single page in a part
of life
But
Relation is a book of dictionary.
So, Don't lose a full book for a
single page.
GD NYT .have a nice day
Dekha fir rat aa gai,
"Good-night" kehne ki bat yaad
aagayi.
Hum baithe the sitaro ki panah
me,
"CHAND"ko dekha to aapki yaad
Aagayi.
GOOD NIGHT....
1 Bachha Bahooot
Der Se Ro Rha
Tha..
Maa Ne Puchha: "Mere Lal Ko Kya
Chahiye?
Toffee,
Biscuit,
Ya
Chocolate"
Bachha:"Bas 1 Sanam chahiye,
Aashiqi ke Liye!"GN
'DistAnces'
Do not matter when the
memories are sweet...
And Special people are not
forgotten when
they remain in Heart Beats ..Gud
nyt
Mera NaaM BoL Ke
Soya Karo
Khidki KhoL Takia Mod Ke
Soya Karo
HuM B Aayege TuMhare
KhayaLo Me
IsLiye Thodi Jagah Chod Ke
Soya
Pankhe Pe Latka Huwa Sar Khirki
Se Tumahe Dekhti Atma Bed K
Niche Bethi Churail Parde K Piche
Sar Kati Lash In Sub Ki Taraf
Dihan Mat Dena Aram Se Sona
Gud Nite
My eyes said,
"I'm so tired .. Plz cum to sleep
&giv me rest"
.
.
But
....
.
My heart said, "Plz wish ur dear
one to hav lovely night"
GuD NyT :)
Jab se tum ko dekha ha mujhe
raat ko nind nahi ati or jb bhe
tmhri yaad ati ha dil se ek awaz
ati ha"JUL TU JALAL TU AYI BALA
KO TAL TU"
gud nyt .
aisa lagta hai kuch hony ja raha
hai,
koi mithi sapno me khone ja
raha hai, dheemi kr de apni
roshni ae chand, mera koi apna
sone ja raha hai
Teri Palkon Me Rehna He
Raat Bhar Ke Liye.
Janeman,
Mai To Ek Khwab Hun,
Subha Hote Hi Chala Jaunga.
Good Night..
On this chill chill night,
in ur dark dark room,
from ur small small window,
look at the bright bright stars
wishing you a chweet chweet
dreams
There is only
one difference between dream
and aim. Dream requires
Soundless sleep to
see..Where as Aim Requires
Sleepless Efforts to Achieve.
Night doesnt become beautiful
with star studded sky & full
moon, It becomes beautiful
when u go to sleep and let stars
& moon admire ur
innocence..Good night,,,
Hai Moon! Dim Your Light...Hello
Wind ! Breeze soft..Hai flower!
Blossom Slowly..Hello Earth! spin
gently..Becoze My Dear friend is
going to sleep!...Good Night
As the day ends it's time to say
good night. Sun is setting and
stars are shining its time to wish
tonight to friends with Good
night sms Hindi, latest good
night sms in Hindi, new good
ny8 RiChA i mizz eww......


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At Indian railway station
an American doctor got heart attack
after reading a book’s name..

How to become a Doctor in 30 days?
MRP Rs.20!!
96

Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Category: Doctor's Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai
Doc: Daroo Peete ho??
Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.
163

A man asked: Dr. banne mein kitna kharcha aata hai.
Category: Doctor's Sms, Jokes.

A man asked: Dr. banne mein kitna kharcha aata hai.

An Interesting answer from Medical Student:
Paisa to kam kharch hota hai,
Par JAWANI puri kharch ho jaati hai.
74

Doctor to Patient
Category: Doctor's Sms, Jokes.

Dr: Jab aapko pata tha chipkali aapke
naak mein ja rahi hai to aapne roka kyub nahi?

Patient: Pehle cockroch gya tha,
maine socha use pakdne jaa rahi hogi..!!
172

After a consult, the doctor says
Category: Doctor's Sms, Double Meaning Sms, Jokes.

After a consult, the doctor says:
I’ve got good news Misses Darwin
Lady: Miss Darwin….
Doctor: Oh… Then I have bad news Miss Darwin.
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ADDING GAME" ^.^
step1: LMS(:
step2: COMMENT Anything C:
step3: ADD whoever has LIKED your COMMENT


#7236
He thinks i am fat, I say I m healthy :)
He says I m dark, I say I m SAVALI :)
He says I talk a lot , I say I m extrovert :)
He says I Carry attitude, I say u deserve it NERD!!
He says I fight a lot, But I say I stand against the odds!
He hates me for all the things i m not, BUT
I say FUCK OFF u Bitch I love myself a lot


#7235
#to my best friend
mithi..
she smokes a lot and her mother got to know about it...she searched her bag and found the pack into it....soooo...she is badly grounded and on red alert of course..
so my confession is... baby i told your mom about your habit and the pack....
i am sorry...i ddnt know the things would turned out to be soo damn bad..but i'll get u out of this.. mithu-mithi promise... i love u bestie... and i am sorry.. i'll make it up to u...


Funny Haryanvi SMS Jokes 140
Words In Hindi | Haryanvi Love
Messages
1. Chora Bola Chori Te Jaaneman
Tere Waastey Chand Taare Tod
Du.
Chhori Bhi Ghani Badmaas Thi
Nu Boli Pehla Apni Compartment
To Tod Le.
2. Ek Baar 1 Master Skool Mein
Balkaan Ney Padhava Tha,
Master Balka Ney Parshan Bolan
Lag Gya Ak Delhi Mein Ek
Kutubminar Sey, Saare Baalkan
Mein Ek Baalak Ka Dhayan Aur
Kine Tha, Toh Master Ush Balak
Ney Khada Kar Ke Bolyaa, Haan
Tho Bata Maney Thodi Der Phela
Mane K Btayaa Tha, Chorra
Khada Hokar Master Ney Bolyaa,
Ji Aap Nu Kahvo The Dilhi Mein
Ek Kutta Bimar Sey


#7233
Hi. I drink and stuff. My parents are okay with it but neighbours think Im a bad guy. I got irritated and peed on their door step and Im gonna do it again if they dont stop.


Huling araw na ito ng kampanya. Maraming salamat poE sa tulong ninyo! Starting 12 midnight of May 12, please refrain from campaigning by email, FB, Twitter, SMS or any other means.


Sir: Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo Dusro
K Kaam
Aaye
Santa: Par Madam
Exam Me Na Aap
Humare Kaam Aati Hai
Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko
Aane Deti Hai.
Tweet 0 8
Santa- bus stand tak jane k kitnay
paise
Category: Santa-Banta Sms.
Santa: bus stand tak jane k kitnay
paise
Taximan: 40rs
Santa: 2rs me chalega?
taximan: 2rs me kaun jayega?
Santa: piche baith me leke jata hu
Tweet 0 14
SANTA- tu to office me bada SHER
Category: Husband-Wife Sms, Santa-
Banta Sms.
SANTA- tu to office me bada SHER
bankar ghumta hai,
ghar me kya ho jata he?
BANTA- hota to SHER hi hu,
bas “DURGA” sawar ho jati hai.
Tweet 0 6
Santa- Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat
Category: Santa-Banta Sms.
Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun
Kehte Hai?
Banta: Kyun ki Jail Mein Khane
Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milte Hai
Tweet 0 5
Santa Translation
Category: Santa-Banta Sms.
Santa Translation:
1. Main aam Admi nahi hu – i am
not a mango man.
2. Muje bhi English aati hai –
English comes to me also.
Tweet 0 7
Teacher- what do u call a person
Category: College-School Sms, Santa-
Banta Sms.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything.
Tweet 0 5
SANTA Class Me 1 Donkey Le Kar
Aaya
Category: College-School Sms, Santa-
Banta Sms.
SANTA Class Me 1 Donkey Le Kar
Aaya
Tacher: Iss Ko Kyu LaYe Ho?
SANTA: Sir Aap ne hi to Kaha Tha Ki
Aap
Gadhe Ko Bhi Insan bana dete ho..
Tweet 0 4
Lady Dr- Tm roz subah
Category: Funny Sms , Santa-Banta
Sms.
Lady Dr- Tm roz subah clinic k bahar
khade ho kr aurato ko kyu ghurte
ho?
Santa- Ji aap hi ne bahar likha ha-
Aurato ko dekhne ka time 9-12!
Tweet 0 10
Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai
Category: Husband-Wife Sms, Santa-
Banta Sms.
Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai To Tum Kya
Karoge
SANTA:Akhbar Me Istehar Dunga
Patni: Tum Kitne Achhe Ho,Kya
Likhwaoge
SANTA: Jaha b Raho Khush raho
Tweet 0 1
Santa film Director
Category: Santa-Banta Sms.
Santa film Director: U have 2
jump in 2a swimng pool frm a
100ft..
Actor: But i dont know swimng sir..
Santa: don’t worry there iS no
water..

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#7231

m20..delhi..a true confession.
I am doing my grad in physics from du dese days.Staying in pg.I want to share a kaand when I was a teenager..There was a maid working at our home when I was studying in 8th.She was staying with us too..One day when I came from school and was taking a nap,she just enters into my room and smooched me when i was still asleep and I suddenly woke up.I was shocked ,I asked her whats goin on.?she replied nothing.And from the very next day When she was washing the utensils,I just went and grab her boobs from back and then it went lyk a XX movie.I didnt knew much about Salman Khan dat tym.I just used to get arouse and yeah it felt nice.She was dominating me dat tym as she was around 18 and I was 13.And we used to have fun too often and after my 10th I left my home place and came delhi.And now a days whenever I go home,we get hardcore.she is married now..she asked me one day,"kyu,ji mera rape karna hai ya main karun as usual? And I replied,"And I said-,rape main karun ya tu,rape toh tera hi hoga ..Bit scared what if someone see us together..


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well mai last year hi college me aaya hu college life toh bhaut achi chal rahi hai mai serious tpe ab hua hu mere yaha freshers party huni thi so we all sections participant ek sath rehearsals kar rahe the then mai use dekha use dekne ke bad mai toh jaise ulat hi gaya first sight love kahe sakte ho hua ye ki ek singer ki zarurat thi so mai uske sath freshers me gana gaya after i know ki mr and ms fresher toh nahi ane par fir bhi mai use roz college me dekhta i used to find ways to talk to her 4 months tak chalta raha then mera focus studies par nahi lag raha tha then i though i think ab time aagaya hai propose her mai use side par le kar gaya then use bol dala usne blush kiya fir usne kaha i need time fir after 2 days she says you are very sweet person but i dont want to be in relationship fir kya tha mera heart broke ho gaya pata chala ki ye bat puri college me pata chal gayi girls use mere naam par chedne lagi as ham boys ul jante kyu hana ek din usne mujse bat karni thi par mai itna dukhi tha ki use at tak karna nahi chata tha so maine mana kar diya then agale din vo bolti do you really think jo tumne kiya use liye mai tumhe maaff karugi maine kaha maine kya kiya then she says tumne sabko bataya han maine use bola tumhe sach me lagta hai fir mai us ladki ki face dekhne me intersted nahi tha but sectons reshuffle hua vo mere section me aagayi tragedy aisi hui ki jaha mai jata vo hi hoti but fir bhi use ignore karta when i see ki boys uske sath flirt karte toh uje acha nahi lagta but mai fir bhi apne aapko thik kar raha hu mai har activity me part leta hu taki use bul jayu

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Hi admin I would like to remain anonymous I'm a 25 years lady married for 5yrs and I hv 2 kids girl 4 yrs and boy 1yr 7 mnths. Here is my story my husband cheated on me when I was pregnant with my 2nd baby he used to abuse me physically and emotionaly I confronted him after finding out he was cheating and ddn deny it and I confronted the mistress she ddn deny too she even told me she miscarried the child of my husband I was so angry that I took a kettle of boiling water and poured my husband and he ran to de clinic and lucky him he was not injured,I suffered from stress and gave birth early to a baby boy after that we continued living together tried to forget About the affair but everytime we fight I will bring out de issue of affair until one night we had an argument and he hit me very bad that I called police and they arrested him I went back home his family hated me and they still hate me I became I bad wife but wen their son beated me it was right I did wat I had to do he came out on bail he apologised. We went to court and I erased the case and I went back to my house everything went back to normal but keep on fighting until yesterday wen I told him I want divorce bcos he is always on street weekdays and weekends no time for me nor the children always drinking he ddn agree on divorce but he said we break up he said he will live de house and since he left yesterday in de morning going to work he ddn cum back till today he ddn call nor sms, I decided not to call too.pls help guys wht must I do I love him but I hv had enough.


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