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My Hands Never Have Pain
When Typing SMS For You,
But My Heart Always
In Pain When There Is No
Reply For Me!.



How Should Women handle men?

If he CALLS her and her phone is
OFF, he thinks she’s
CHEATING….then he sends a sms saying
“DON’T TELL ME THE
BATTERY STORY COZ I KNOW THAT LINE”

If she TREATS him nicely, he says she's TOO
MUCH IN LOVE, moving too fast;
If she Doesn't, he says she's PROUD .

If she DRESSES NICELY, he says she's trying to
LURE other men;
If she DOESN'T, he says she's RURAL.

If she ARGUES with him, he says she's
STUBBORN, too manly;
If she keeps QUIET, he says she has no
BRAINS, a walkover

If she's SMARTER than him, she’s a SHOW-OFF;
If he's SMARTER than her, he is GREAT.

If she doesn't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS
her;
If she LOVES him, He takes her FOR GRANTED.
(very true huh?)

If she doesn't MAKE LOVE to him, he says she
DOESN'T LOVE him;
If she DOOS, he says she's CHEAP.

If she tells him her PROBLEMS, he says she's
TROUBLE;
If she DOESN'T, he says she doesn't TRUST
him.

If she SCOLDS at him, she's treating
him like a CHILD;
If he SCOLDS at her, it’s because he CARES for
her.

If she BREAKS her promise, she cannot
be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, it is
circumstances beyond his CONTROL.

If she SMOKES, she's BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If she does WELL in her career, it's
LUCK ;
If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS.

If she HURTS him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS her, she's too SENSITIVE !!

HOW ARE LADIES SUPPOSED TO GET IT
RIGHT?


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Surround yourself with people who are going to lift you higher. [Via SMART SMS]


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Due to clashes between WAEC Examination dates with Computer Based Test(CBT) dates, The CBT examination is now between May 18th to June 1st, 2013. We shall send SMS and Email to the affected candidates. Candidates are advised to reprint their Registration Slips from April 18th, 2013 to know the new dates.



Registrar, Jamb


JO KOI BHI MUJHSE SEX CHAT KARNA CHAHTA HAI TO SMS KARO


Thanks everyone for the wishes thr FB, SMS, call, Email :)


Thank you for every single message, wallpost, sms, call, email, smoke signal and Morse code wishing me a happy birthday! I'm so blessed to have amazing people like you guys in my life!!!!!! A special thank you goes to the most amazing fiance anyone could wish for, Bryce B-Wise Raizenberg for making my day unbelievable special! I have SO much love for you guys!!!!! <3


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Thanks asst. Mr.Reject sh0p wakakaka. [via Celcom SMS]


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Tnx to all who took out time to wish me well on my BirthDay. For ur Calls, SMS, Gifts, pinging, using my pix for their DP, I say a big tnx to u all. Love u all and may d whole word celebrate with U IJN. AMEN.


Most Emotional Moments In Life-
*When Someone Occupy your Place
Which You Deserve
*Someone Who You Love
Cries For Someone Who They Love
*Someone Who Believed The Most
Breaks Your Trust
*When Someone Says I Miss You Through An SMS
'n Don't Get Any Reply
*When You See Tears In TheEyes Of The Person
Who Makes Everyone Laugh..!


Height of teasing: I was sitting
near the window &singing.

"kabutar ja ja ja"
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then my mom asked me:- "Kya hua beta SMS pack khatam
ho gaya kya" ? :)


Anything pm/sms/wassap ea 0123721443.. Appointment <3 "Terlajak laris" ^_^


By: RAHUL SHARMA 2 In: Love Shayri SMS
Kya khub kaha hai kishi ne
.
.
.
.
Tujhse ab koi Vaasta to nhi hai
lekin
Tere hisse ka waqt aaj bi thnha
nhi
Gujarta hai,
Like: 680 - SMS Length: 132
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Tags: Miss Y


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JAMB EXPLAINS PROCEDURES FOR 2013/2014 UTME EXAMINATIONS

MANY Nigerians have expressed concern about the proposed e-testing for candidates sitting for the 2013 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) scheduled for 27 April, 2013. While some had called for outright cancelation, some others argued that the system will fail because of the low level of computer literacy in the country.

Opponents of this Computer-Based Testing (CBT), also hammered on the lack of infrastructure such as computers to support the system. The Chairman, House of Representatives Committee on Education, Honourable Rose Oko had also ecpressed similar concern recently.

However, the Registrar and Chief Executive of JAMB, Professor ‘Dibu Ojerinde, explained that the board has introduced three options for candidates sitting for the 2013 UTME. He listed the options as Paper and Pencil Testing (PPT), Dual-Based Test (DBT), where questions would be presented on computers and answers would be on paper and Computer Based Testing (CBT) where both questions and answers would be done on computer.

Ojerinde stated that candidates were at liberty to choose one of the three options in the 2013 UTME. The registrar said that the most advantageous part of the CBT was that candidates would get their scores few minutes after writing the examination on their GSM cell phones. E-testing was also introduced as part of efforts to curb the high rate of examination malpractices that usually characterised the conduct of public examination in Nigeria.

He said: “The internet age has come to stay with us, hence as actors in the new age, you cannot afford to stay on the fence, you must be prepared to join the train or else you are left behind”. He urged candidates to study hard for the 2013 UTME, adding that consistent hard work was the panacea to success in any examination.

However, in order to ensure a hitch-free conduct of the 2013 UTME, the board recently had a brain-storming session with over 166 coordinators for CBT and PPT scheduled for April 27 across the nation. The coordinators are senior and experienced staff drawn from 190 coordinating institutions of tertiary institutions across the country.

Ojerinde, who declared open the training programme, charged the coordinators to see their engagement as a national call and service to their fatherland. He said the meeting was designed to keep the coordinators abreast of 2013 UTME features, its expectation and their roles towards ensuring the success of the examination.

He emphasised the critical role of the examination officials in smooth administration of any examination, saying, “In the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) experience has shown that result blackout, incomplete results and other seemingly problem occur as a result of certain shortcomings often discovered either on the part of the candidate or on the part of other stakeholders right from the stage of registration of candidates to the conduct of the examination. It is against this backdrop that the board deems it necessary to conduct this training for her examination officials.”

Professor Ojerinde pointed out that the purpose of training was to provide comprehensive information on the role of the UTME coordinators, supervisors, centre coordinators, assistant coordinators, invigilators, technical staff and attendants for the smooth conduct of the 2013 UTME.

Acting Director, Test Administration Department, Dr Yusuf Lawal commended the registrar, whom he described as ‘Mr. Innovation’, for the various initiatives and achievements recorded since he came on board as the helmsman.

Dr Lawal pointed out that “Between 2007 when Professor ‘Dibu Ojerinde was appointed as the Registrar of JAMB and now, we have recorded a number of achievements too numerous to mention, but it will not be out of place, because of its direct relevance to our activity of today to recall with some sense of satisfaction that Ojerinde introduced the UTME in 2010, on the heel of this, we are here in 2013 celebrating the introduction of CBT.”

“We congratulate the registrar and chief executive, management team and staff of the board for the general innovations that have practically taken the board to the next stage of development.”

He said the CBT mode will be conducted alongside two other modes, that is, DBT and the traditional PPT.

He explained that in the CBT mode, the deployment of question and responses would be on the computer while in the DBT, the questions will be deployed on the computer while responses would be on OMR answer sheets; and of course the traditional PPT would be presented on paper and the responses will be on OMR answer sheets.

He added, “It would be most appropriate to re-emphasise that the transition period from PPT to CBT is three years lasting till 2015 when it is expected that all candidates for the board’s matriculation examination will sit for the test electronically.”

Public Relations Officer of JAMB, Mr. Fabian Benjamin, who gave further insight into the preparation for the April 2013 examination, said every necessary arrangement has been put in place to ensure a smooth conduct of the examination.

He allayed fears about the introduction of Computer-Based Testing, which according to him, is one option that would only be used by candidates who chose it because of their proficiency in the use of computer.

Mr Benjamin said: “At the point of registration, a candidate chooses which of the options he or she wants. If you want to sit for CBT, which is computer-based test, or you want to sit for DBT, which is DBT is the combination of Computer-based Test and Paper-based test. The questions are deployed on computer but the candidate now answers on a script.”

He further explained that immediately he or she indicates the option he wants, he goes ahead to fill those requirements. “At the close of registration, once it is sent, it gives you a print out. In that print out, your name is there, passport, subjects, your choice of schools and the date allocated to write the examinations, in the case of CBT; because those for CBT are not writing in one day. Each candidate has his own date and session. Even if it is the same day, some people will write in the morning, some in the afternoon and some in the evening. But if it is two sessions, it means some people will write in the morning while others will write in the evening. But the DBT is Saturday 27 April”.

JAMB spokesman, however, said the initial plan to spread the conduct of CBT for a period of two weeks, is currently being challenged by the fact that it would clash with some West African Examination Council (WAEC) and National Examination Council papers. He disclosed that the board was already holding talks with the two sister examination bodies on how to shift the papers.

Benjamin said: “Now we are having a little challenge over CBT. Initially, what we wanted to do was a situation where they will write the CBT first. The CBT will stretch up to like two weeks and finish on a Friday. Then the DBT candidates will write on Saturday. But WAEC and NECO have papers like Economics, Physics and some others that clash with some of those days. We are talking with WAEC and NECO to see if they will shift theirs or we will shift ours. Whatever it is, we should be able to come up with a particular day that they will write the CBT. So, the former date that was indicated in their print out is not going to hold”.

According to him, “What we are going to do is that immediately we agree with WAEC, we are going to send information through bulk SMS to them, asking them to go back to the cyber cafĂ© and print another printout that will indicate their various centres, session and date.

“If you are writing CBT, everybody has his own date. You will be writing on a Monday, I will be writing on a Tuesday or we may be writing on the same Wednesday but we will have different sessions.

Your session might be in the morning and my session might be in the evening in the same centre. Like in Abuja, some people will write at Chams City and some other centres. In Kwara State, University of Ilorin has facilities like the computers,” he said.

He also reminded the candidates that they cannot migrate from one option to another on the day of examination as according to him, each of the three options has its peculiar registration number that cannot be changed during examination.

He noted over 3,100 centres have been designated to be used nationwide for the examination.


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Hey,I just downloaded WhatsApp Messenger on my Android.It is a smartphone messenger which replaces SMS. This app even lets me send pictures, video and other multimedia!WhatsApp Messenger is available for Android, iPhone, Nokia, Windows Phone and BlackBerry and there is no PIN or username to remember - it works just like SMS and uses your internet data plan.Get it now from http://www.whatsapp.com/download/ and say good-bye to SMS!


AM SAYING A VERY BIG THANK U 2 U ALL 4 WISHING ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY ND 4 UR PRAYERS VIA SMS,CALLS,WALL POSTS,FB MSGS,COMMENTS ND 4 LIKING MY STATUS.MAY JOY ND HAPPINESS NEVER CEASE 4RM UR RESPECTIVE HOMES ND MAY U ALL CELEBRATED IN GUD HEALTH.I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.THANK U ALL ONCE AGAIN.LUV UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.


Just Imagine Life Without Boyz,,

Road Silent

Collages Empty

Police At Rest

All Mobile Companies In Loss

No Sms

No Gifts

No Alcohol

No Bikes

No Crime

No Couples

Which Means World Depends On US.....!!!!!
Boyz Rocks Hahaha,,

Boyz thoko 500 ki speed se lyk in 3 sec


Ultimate Evergreen sms:

"Man made money,
& money made man mad"

"Brilliants do not make mistakes but mistakes make brilliants"


Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..
Sir ji
Ru sure?
bhejna hai,
ki sending fail kr du?


A tru fact; based on psychological study, a crush lasts 4 a maximum of 3 months.f it exceeds tht u r already in luv, whether u believe it or not. [via Globe SMS]


True friendship isnt about being inseperable, it is being separated & nothin changes. [Via SMART SMS]


A friend less life is like a flower less garden,
But i have a beautiful garden with a wonderful flowers,
One flower is just reading My SMS.


SMS 4 U

The Importance Of A Good Friend
In Our Life Is Just Like D
Importnce Of Our Heartbeat!
It's Not Visible,
But
Silently Supports Our Life...!


Aapko dil se juda kabhi hone nhi denge,
aapko neene bhi aaye to sone nhi
denge, aapki muskan hme itni pyare
lagti hai, agar hum mar bhi gaye to
aapko rone nhi denge. I MISS YOU.
Like: 2595 - SMS Length: 177
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Tags: Miss You Shayri


You ll never appreciate until its gone
A man say babe if realy love me, plz dont call sms znd meet me for a day. If u can do it, I'll be satisfied that u reslly love me. The girl does so. After one day, she get happy cos she can do it n proof that she lov him, howver, when she arrive, the man body lie in the coffin with a letter to her, well done babe, u did it, so please do it everday...the man is having heart cancer...


Forward This SMS Via Mobile
She’s da one who broke my
heart… She’s da reason why my
world fell apart…. She’s da one
who makes me cry….. Yet I still luv
her….n I don’t no why


Which sms would you like to
receive today??::
1) Congratulations , you have
won $200 000
2) Hey babe, just wanted to say
'I love you' 3) Come fetch your
money,
sorry about the delay.
Or u want me to bring it?
4) Come over now, I want you!!!!
5) Please call me
6) Let's go for dinner, bill is on me
7) Did you here that Friday is
now a public
holiday?
8) Heyy , so manchester united
won, let's go celebrate 9) I have a
crush on you
10. I am pregnant n its urz....


Hey,

I just downloaded WhatsApp Messenger on my Android.

It is a smartphone messenger which replaces SMS. This app even lets me send pictures, video and other multimedia!

WhatsApp Messenger is available for Android, iPhone, Nokia, Windows Phone and BlackBerry and there is no PIN or username to remember - it works just like SMS and uses your internet data plan.

Get it now from http://www.whatsapp.com/download/ and say good-bye to SMS!


F-E-A-R has two meanings: Forget everything and run or Face everything and rise The choice is yours.... [via Globe SMS]


A certain guy was in a taxi typing an sms, he realized that the guy sitting
next to him is reading what he is typing, he changed his mind and typed
Dear sangom
The snake you gave me is giving me problems, it wants
to come out of the bag and I'm afraid it will bite the guy sitting next to me.....
Suddenly the guy next to him shouted " DRIVER! NGICEL' UK'SALA KHONA
LA, UMUNTU ANGAZE AFELE INTO ANGAYAZI.". Gudmorning


It's the best feeling in the world when you say hi to me or smile at me, or sms me because i know atleast for a second i crossed ur mind


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